February 2011
542 posts
TIM AND ERIC ARE ON CONAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shitty entertainment has been sent.
My witty retorts...
My mother was walking up the stairs and tripped on my cat and had a pair of shoes tumble down and land on her head.
My response:
“Someone thought they didn’t need the Light Step perk.”
On rare occasions I find out that I really love me.
I want let my feelings out, but that seems like an impossible task. It’s like asking a 70’s porn star to trim that bush. It wouldn’t come out right. So I guess you will have to live with the child that I am until I break.
ugglymouth asked: I win um all
January 2011
539 posts
Things I would rather be doing:
jademonet:
talking to you
cuddling with you
making out with you
taking a shower with you
holding you
being with you
making love to you
holding hands with you
ugglymouth asked: That's a bone. Haha
Cynical Jealousy.
If you’re engaged and we have never formally met in the “Real World”. Then don’t try and befriend me via the internet. I will try my best to ruin your relationship.
Fuck I'm starting to run low on followers.
Eric hates you all. C=
Chocolate Chip Cookies For Breakfast!!!!!!!!
Ayo
Just downloaded every song to ever be in a Metal Gear Solid game. Bitches don’t know shit.
(posted this just to make John Dudeso jealous)
It's been way to long since I use a pick up line...
:3
Philly night. ALL NIGHT
Easy Lover | Phil...
Skittles are the best. After you eat them you can...
I just found people who have tumblr for their...
Time to learn how to unscramble an egg.
Being third wheel just makes me depressed. I...
Middle fingers all around. Finished my homework...
Usually bottle up everything. But today I feel...
http://docbolton.tumblr.com/ask
Thank you. I’m surprised I don’t lose more followers for all my self loathing posts.
I’ll pay for my sins a thousand times, but I won’t stop committing them.
ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN THE ASSHOLE. I DON'T NEED TO...
Just venting...
I’m 20 years old and still have trouble with this shit. I could probably have a girlfriend right now if I weren’t so picky, but where is the joy in that. I’d rather be sad than miserable. So sick of picking up bitches I don’t want. I set myself up for failure every single time. The only manner of speech I comprehend is the flirt. How I live now is sad enough without someone...
